I'm not nice and I'm not cool. I like words, my sense of humor is of the morbid variety.Ask me anything
My boyfriend witnessed his first embalming yesterday, and today he found out he’s meeting with the board to get an apprenticeship to be a licensed embalmer at the beginning of next month. I’m so fucking proud of him I could cry.
- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
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