Abracadaver

Writing, cats, pizza, wine, serial killers, and film. My goal is to one day resemble a human dictionary. Party on.





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rodneybrown:

Terrible Twenties

I feel like all of the important life lessons I was told I would eventually learn when I was younger keep on creeping back into the forefront of my life trying to testify - continually trying to plea their case.


“It’ll be a long time before you know…

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lamamama:

basically the day the third Hobbit movie is released on extended blu-ray and I can marathon 20+ hours of all six movies I will finally achieve self-actualization.

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via lourryziam)

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laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

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