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the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please follow...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:23:57 -0400

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(*) The Only Magic Left is Art: Terrible Twenties

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:14:26 -0400

(*) The Only Magic Left is Art: Terrible Twenties:

Terrible Twenties

I feel like all of the important life lessons I was told I would eventually learn when I was younger keep on creeping back into the forefront of my life trying to testify - continually trying to plea their case.

“It’ll be a long time before you know…

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Fri, 17 May 2013 03:12:31 -0400

lamamama: basically the day the third Hobbit movie is released on extended blu-ray and I can...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:09:19 -0400

lamamama:

basically the day the third Hobbit movie is released on extended blu-ray and I can marathon 20+ hours of all six movies I will finally achieve self-actualization.

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:05:49 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:00:28 -0400

““If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.””

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via lourryziam)

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Fri, 17 May 2013 02:56:38 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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tastefullyoffensive: 9 Pinterest Fails [via]

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:52:16 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Pinterest Fails

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Fri, 17 May 2013 02:44:00 -0400

laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:26:49 -0400

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:22:27 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

"Write hard and clear about what hurts."

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:21:51 -0400

“Write hard and clear about what hurts.”

- Ernest Hemingway (via kitty-en-classe)

niceteethwannafuck: jjaybles: I’m Tina. i wish the groaning...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:18:10 -0400

niceteethwannafuck:

jjaybles:

I’m Tina.

i wish the groaning Tina noise was in this photoset, because i’ve completely adopted it

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Fri, 17 May 2013 02:15:25 -0400

frickyeah1990s: the nevermind cover recreated with nothing but...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:13:13 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

the nevermind cover recreated with nothing but clip art and comic sans

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:44:35 -0400

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:44:12 -0400

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:43:50 -0400

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”